when someone tells you about how much they love a character that dies later on
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*